Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wasp?

Ok, I admit it.... I am. It was around 9:00 pm and I was getting ready to go to sleep. Turned off all the lights in the living room, made sure the front door was locked, grabbed my water and headed to my bedroom. I figured I was all locked in, safe and ready for some sleep. Or was I?

I walked into my bedroom and felt something small hit me on my hip. I looked down and thought it was a cricket. Reaching down to grab what I thought was gods little creature, I noticed gods little creature had wings. Realizing that it is Satan's little friend the wasp, fear gripped me like Bill grabbing Monica. I hate wasps, not too fond of crickets, but HATE wasps.

I am 6'4" and something about an inch long with a stinger turns me into a girly man. I now have the mental capacity of a 12 year old, which some people say is normal for me. hahaha.. This wasp is flying around my room, running into the walls, being hit by my ceiling fan and is really getting ticked off. I am watching this from my door to the bedroom, stiff with fear and fly swatter in hand.

About 30 minutes of walking into the bedroom and being chased out by Satan's little friend, I decided to be a man. He landed on my chest of drawers. I slowly walked up to him and gave him a BIG swing of the fly swatter. I swung so hard, the fly swatter in now at a 45 degree angle and I am so scared, I run out of the bedroom screaming. The Cowboys would have signed me if they had seen my speed.

I HIT HIM!! I walked back into the bedroom and see the wasp stunned, down by my bass guitar. I slowly pick up the guitar, set it down and start swinging the fly swatter over and over. Hey, I am now a man possessed!

I killed him and it was a fair fight. Many people hunt with guns, shooting ducks, deer and other animals that can't fire back. I challenge you, next time you want a good fight, let some wasps into a room and go after them with a fly swatter or a rolled up newspaper. What a RUSH!! Yes, I am having the wasp stuffed and mounted.