Valentines Day!!
 

Well, it is almost Valentines Day. The day cupid draws back that little arrow, shoots, we fall in love and life as we know it is over! At that very moment, we lose all track of time, space and reality.

This time of year is very stressful for the male populous. Most of us, not even two months ago, just screwed up, giving our "loved one" just the right thing. I am not sure why, but women just don't appreciate a good jig saw or new tool box. We figure it would be the perfect gift for us. she probably opened the presents you gave her during Christmas, sat there and cried. We don't need this pressure.

Whoever invented Valentines Day should be shot. It is too much pressure to handle and should be changed. Why can't we just have two Halloween or Thanksgivings? At least then we could eat!

Cupid, please do not shoot me this year. I can't handle it. If you do get shot, please remember one simple word..."Flowers". They make no sense, but she will be thrilled and that's what really matters