Jokes:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." ... Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when
it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a
tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
shows him the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for
a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First, no
matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second,
I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, "let's
put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."